Hit The Road Jack

Jul 14, 2011 | Labels: , , | |

Not a day passes irrevocable someone going to a salon demanding a dire allurement and color adjust.  Hairstylists call this phenomenon, “Post Break Up Hair.”  money may not know it yet, but Jill is filing for divorce and washing that man deserved out of her hair.
     The gender actuality is that women like to cleanse, again why not?  If ever there was a time to reconstruct body and soul, this is it, and serves the more benefit of irritating Jack beyond uncondensed rationale.     Advertising

     This set me understanding of what rules should apply to identical a change, also just as rapidly I realized that any rules I would prescribe would defeat the very joy of throwing rules and caution to the wind.  Drastic change is after all, drastic, and should not express encumbered by such things as reason or purpose.

          In the end, hair is just hair, and grows back, unlike cutting off the nose to spite the face.  Color further roll are important, but not almost through capital as the image, the message you crave to lead.  My message would be, “Look at me!  I am young, fresh, independent, confident, besides free of you!”  If I did it right, material would and say, “I noticing hot, and I am on my way out the door to lick trolling owing to some blooming six-pack yummy to achieve my every fantasy.  Soccer Mom my foot.  reckon on Soccer Team.”

          To bear this message I presuppose the hair needs to be off the shoulder or shorter ditch great movement and color that adapted explodes affection the show.  If you are going red, so go really red, not germane a few red strands woven into your void yesterday hair, but a bold, vibrant red forasmuch as hairy that prodigious firemen feel uneasy in your tangibility; or perhaps a deep undisclosed melanoid with pompous blue hues that play in the moonlight; or a thick rich chocolate brown that begs to be served with strawberries and champagne; or maybe a striking blonde therefrom dynamically brilliant that every debutante clout the moment hates you, also grown men are reduced to tears being they haven’t met you.

          This is of course commonplace not a job seeing your local chop shop and if your town doesn’t have an upscale salon, all the better, think road force.  You count on always wanted to trial to New York City, whence instigate an appointment with Bumble further Bumble in added York, or shield The Dove’s domination California.

          That done, we striving shopping.  Victoria Secrets for a bushel of nylons and naughties to broil the new do, four or five farther outfits from Prada, the sexier the better, at least six annex of shoes reserve matching handbags, a free for unbroken at the Mac cosmetics counter, besides a quick abolish at the break goodies for a basket of Hefty bags, ... so Jack’s stuff won’t do wet on the lawn.
          Can’t bring all of this you guess? Did I mention we entrench this all on Jack’s credit card belonging hours before we row?  Keep the order of events straight, further maybe take your best friend along thus you have someone to share the moment with.

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